sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.

Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

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cheatsy:

helena:

cheatsy:

that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site

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FUCK

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carbkingg:

ramen-no-jutsu:

yamatoesies:

thenextkage:

back to school shopping for a backpack

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don’t forget your pencils!!

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and your lunch

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and your asswhoopen nerd 

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sayahomu:

sleepysatyr:

hey, just an fyi, the creator of five nights at freddy’s is extremely anti choice and even made a pro life video game called The Desolate Hope that’s also on steam.

if you want to play five nights, please torrent it. don’t give him any money.

nope. this is wrong. the game was not intended to be pro choice.

please don’t encourage fucking over a creator based on the words of someone else.

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Mr. Door Man what’s that?

You need my I.D.?

This face is my I.D., motherfucker.

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zahheckie:

I didn’t know nash grier was in a horror game

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thepandoraboxx:

Hey guys! I took another selfie. *crickets*

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

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yugichrist asked: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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tribbing-over-my-words:

ladylanabanana:

Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust). 

Fucking majestic

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