today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT
religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols
I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your role model. My role model is my father. And I can spell whole words too.
broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth
I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.
I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.
Wii Shop Channel Music - Shopping Theme
*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*
Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck
reblog if you want a relationship like this
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
let’s do this shit
Unattainable things by Chiara Bautista
Something I shared on Facebook that I wanted to share with all of you too! Love you all!!! Mostly. 😉😃👍🍌
I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”
Slapping Sam Pepper In Slow Motion - I think it’s about time to bring this back.
Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice
I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.
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Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.
and now the weather