unclefather:

enhance

(Source: bird-bum, via gavinmichael)

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch, via renegade-luxray)

ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

(via cowboybabeop)


Wii Shop Channel Music - Shopping Theme

moneypowerbottom:

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(Source: playstation1994-remade, via otherbully1)

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

(via jimmykudos)

(Source: thunderfuckr, via thetowerofpimps)

ahlemonscented:

reblog if you want a relationship like this

(Source: thejory, via jimmykudos)

sonianeverlime:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

let’s do this shit

(via camiara)

megandear:

Unattainable things by Chiara Bautista

(via professorspork)

thepandoraboxx:

Something I shared on Facebook that I wanted to share with all of you too! Love you all!!! Mostly. 😉😃👍🍌

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

(via jimmykudos)

Slapping Sam Pepper In Slow Motion - I think it’s about time to bring this back. 

thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via middleclasswhitebitch)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via roachpatrol)

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.

The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

(via tumblinglikealady)